Wit, Wisdom 'n Wisecracks (mostly wisecracks, really)
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Do not judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes.
…unless he wears sandals with socks, then it’s okay to judge him immediately.

Do not judge a man until you’ve walked a mile in his shoes.

…unless he wears sandals with socks, then it’s okay to judge him immediately.

You would think after 13 years, the damn cat would realize the vacuum is NOT gonna kill her

Then again, most humans go their whole lives without conquering the fears that exist only in their heads, so why should I be hard on her?

Never trust a man with wires coming out of his pants.
It’s embarrassing when I’m in public and I realize my wires are hanging out. It’s only a matter of time before someone shouts “LOOK OUT! HE’S GOT A BOMB!" 
Wrong! I am da bomb.

Never trust a man with wires coming out of his pants.

It’s embarrassing when I’m in public and I realize my wires are hanging out. It’s only a matter of time before someone shouts “LOOK OUT! HE’S GOT A BOMB!

Wrong! I am da bomb.

Looks like there’s missionaries afoot in the ‘hood

I wonder what their conversion success rate is for these door to door enterprises? Whatever the number is, I’ll bet it has a decimal and several zeros ahead of it.

I forgot to spray for them, so I guess I’d better put on my goat leggin’s. I want to make a good first impression if they come here.

Heard this was healthy so bought some to try. Basically like drinking very thin yogurt. Perhaps if I mix it with pureed fruit or something…

Heard this was healthy so bought some to try. Basically like drinking very thin yogurt. Perhaps if I mix it with pureed fruit or something…

I don’t want to be “that guy”, but…  oh wait… yes I do!

I don’t want to be “that guy”, but…  oh wait… yes I do!

Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.
John Muir (via whats-out-there)
Happy Birthday, my good friend! I hope you get to sleep in today!

Happy Birthday, my good friend! I hope you get to sleep in today!

llamammama:

NatureConservancy.com

llamammama:

NatureConservancy.com

With Prejudice, there is rarely a rational, middle ground

People are mostly blind to bigotry that does not affect them, and usually hypersensitive to that which does.

'welcome. That's part of why I posted it, both here and on FB.

'welcome. That's part of why I posted it, both here and on FB.