Wit, Wisdom 'n Wisecracks (mostly wisecracks, really)
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
Albert Einstein (via feellng)
Science, my lad, is made up of mistakes, but they are mistakes which it is useful to make, because they lead little by little to the truth.
Jules Verne, Journey to the Center of the Earth (via whats-out-there)

The UN is watching you. Cool light show tonight.

I was tagged by the lovely Karla a while back but was out of town so didn’t have a chance to respond sooner.  Here we go!
Rick (plus several others I can’t say in polite company)
Crystal blue caucasian
Thor blond
I am not Groot
I like them all. Except burnt umber.
Wherever my sweetie is.
Mr. Rodgers, cuz in addition to being a wonderful person by all accounts, he likes me just the way I am.  …and that’s not easy.
I like them all. Except for many homo sapiens. 
Convoy
Any book that doesn’t insult my intelligence, generally limited to anything by Dr. Seuss. 
I tag anyone who feels like doing this.

I was tagged by the lovely Karla a while back but was out of town so didn’t have a chance to respond sooner.  Here we go!

  1. Rick (plus several others I can’t say in polite company)
  2. Crystal blue caucasian
  3. Thor blond
  4. I am not Groot
  5. I like them all. Except burnt umber.
  6. Wherever my sweetie is.
  7. Mr. Rodgers, cuz in addition to being a wonderful person by all accounts, he likes me just the way I am.  …and that’s not easy.
  8. I like them all. Except for many homo sapiens. 
  9. Convoy
  10. Any book that doesn’t insult my intelligence, generally limited to anything by Dr. Seuss. 

I tag anyone who feels like doing this.

Please confine your pollution to yourself, thank you.

I hate it when smokers not only throw their butts on the ground, but also leave them burning so they continue to stink up the air after they’ve walked away.

Cheese and peanut butter just shouldn’t work together, yet I love these!

Cheese and peanut butter just shouldn’t work together, yet I love these!

The Four Stages of Grief:

  1. Denial
  2. Anger
  3. Depression
  4. Acceptance

The Four Stages of Grief at Fox News:

  1. Denial
  2. Anger
  3. More Anger
  4. Ann Coulter

Thank goodness they said No

I was worried the price of Scotch would skyrocket.

I know, it’s kind of amusing to watch. The guy can barely drive forward more than a couple feet before he has to back up and spin around. It’s like watching a bumper car ride at an amusement park!

I know, it’s kind of amusing to watch. The guy can barely drive forward more than a couple feet before he has to back up and spin around. It’s like watching a bumper car ride at an amusement park!

The neighbor behind me has a pretty small yard, and even the little bit of back yard is mostly taken up by a pool, 3 sheds and lots of outdoor furniture and kid toys. Yet she still has a full landscaping crew, complete with riding mowers, service the lawn every couple weeks. I understand her need for it, as she is a single mother with triplets, but it just seems like such overkill.

The neighbor behind me has a pretty small yard, and even the little bit of back yard is mostly taken up by a pool, 3 sheds and lots of outdoor furniture and kid toys. Yet she still has a full landscaping crew, complete with riding mowers, service the lawn every couple weeks. I understand her need for it, as she is a single mother with triplets, but it just seems like such overkill.

Don’t allow your wounds to turn you into a person you are not.
Paulo Coelho (via purplebuddhaproject)