Wit, Wisdom 'n Wisecracks (mostly wisecracks, really)
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huffingtonpost:

These Female Fox News Hosts Think Catcalling Is Perfectly Fine

A lot of people describe catcalling as something along the lines of “extremely inappropriate,” "sickening""unflattering" and “sexist.”

But what does Fox News think, you ask? It’s no big deal!

Watch the full infuriating  clip here. 

Next up on FOX News, black folks explain why they’d rather sit at the back of the bus.

actuallyclintbarton:

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

Yeah Sedona is a little over the top sometimes, in many many ways.
The view IS freakin gorgeous tho.

There is a McDonalds in New Orleans on St. Charles Avenue that has black arches. As I understand it, it was built across the street from a very old and historic funeral home, and it was a condition to build there that it have ‘low-key’ black arches.

actuallyclintbarton:

horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

Yeah Sedona is a little over the top sometimes, in many many ways.

The view IS freakin gorgeous tho.

There is a McDonalds in New Orleans on St. Charles Avenue that has black arches. As I understand it, it was built across the street from a very old and historic funeral home, and it was a condition to build there that it have ‘low-key’ black arches.

The closest she ever gets to actually running anymore.

The closest she ever gets to actually running anymore.

Free at last…   Free at last…

Free at last…   Free at last…

cardassians:

fictionalred:

I ordered myself a pillowcase to see if the print looks okay, and it looks great! Soo…

If you want Worf to approve of your house and tea: pillowcases and mugs are available now!

cute fluffy cow not included

Sorry to bring you non-Cardassian stuff. But this is my work! And I’m proud of it.

On those relatively rare occasions when I’m drinking tea in someone else’s house, I want to say this line, but I know almost no one would get the reference, so it usually stays in my head with the rest of the crap that’s unfit for social consumption.

Yes, it’s good there. A sushi chef visits our work caf once or twice a month and they give him a station to do his thing. He makes everything there and packs it up to take through the checkout. He premakes a number of things, but he’ll make you whatever you want if you’re willing to wait.

Yes, it’s good there. A sushi chef visits our work caf once or twice a month and they give him a station to do his thing. He makes everything there and packs it up to take through the checkout. He premakes a number of things, but he’ll make you whatever you want if you’re willing to wait.

Time wounds all heels.
John Lennon (via purplebuddhaproject)
Sushi - Helping to slim my waistline and my wallet since 1982.

Sushi - Helping to slim my waistline and my wallet since 1982.

I don’t let go of concepts—I question them. Then they let go of me.
Byron Katie (via liberatingreality)

nombee-zombie:

Me too Scully.

"Honest" views have a greater than average propensity to be biased views.

msdeenyc:

jesusismyhostage:

gameraboy:

The Twilight Zone, “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” with williamshatner

Nooo! I wasn’t ready for the last gif!

BEST GIF EVER!!

I hate flights that you’re sitting next to a person who insists on having the window seat, but has to get out past you every 10 minutes to pee.

quick-tech-news:

Can pets be trained through technology? A question that should be raised in this tech dominated age!
more funny tech gif «    and gadgets gif «

How I play video games.  …and I’m talking Solitaire.

quick-tech-news:

Can pets be trained through technology? A question that should be raised in this tech dominated age!

more funny tech gif «    and gadgets gif «

How I play video games.  …and I’m talking Solitaire.

wordishness:

Nice.

Let’s just admit that we all have our share of weirdness, shall we?

wordishness:

Nice.

Let’s just admit that we all have our share of weirdness, shall we?

It was still wrong of us to lock up all those spiderpeople, who were American citizens, in internment camps during the war.
But we have to remember it was a different world back then; one ruled by violence, blind ignorance and fear.
not like now.

It was still wrong of us to lock up all those spiderpeople, who were American citizens, in internment camps during the war.

But we have to remember it was a different world back then; one ruled by violence, blind ignorance and fear.

not like now.

One of her favorite sleeping spots. When she’s there, I use the downstairs bathroom (which ironically is where her litter box is) so as not to disturb her. I’m a snooze enabler.

One of her favorite sleeping spots. When she’s there, I use the downstairs bathroom (which ironically is where her litter box is) so as not to disturb her. I’m a snooze enabler.