I bought a nifty bluetooth keyboard cover for my tablet. It converts it into a mini laptop, of sorts, and it also snaps over the screen when not in use, making a protective cover. It was cheap, too. I just had to wait a month for it to arrive from China.
Yes, my first test of it was to google fish farts. Oh sure, like you would have done something more mature.
Also, bonus photo-bomb of my cat and my sweetie.